Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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