I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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