I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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