What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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