thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You're a waste of cheezeits
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
