Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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