Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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