This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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