I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Duck Duck Cougar?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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