it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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