My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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