ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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