called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We left the knife in your bed.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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