Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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