Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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