Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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