operation harelip BJ is a go
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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