i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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