good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I wear drunk well.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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