Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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