Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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