i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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