I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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