No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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