the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Come see our sink grown plant.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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