My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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