Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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