so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Is it because I queefed?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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