I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
