I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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