I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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