Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
i was born a porn star she said
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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