using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
