we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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