Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I need moral support for this bender
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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