She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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