Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Two words: blizzard sex
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