Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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