He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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