Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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