come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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