"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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