I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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