hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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