Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
