You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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