we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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