She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
vagina is talking i cant
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
