you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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