Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
