She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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