Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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