you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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