this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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