Pappa wants mamma naked
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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