Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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